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EURO MILLIONS LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL.
FROM: INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION/PRIZE AWARD DEPT.
DATE:15/7/2005
REFERENCE: 67/80/IPD
BATCH: EGGS-541-623-782:
RE: WINNING NOTIFICATION / FINAL NOTICE
Dear Winner,
We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Euro millions Lottery Winners,an International E-mail program held on the 3 OF JUNE 2005 . Your E-mail address fall to the ticket number653-908-321-675 with serial main number 345-790-241-671 drew lucky star numbers
34-32-90-43-32 which consequently won in the 2nd category of this program,you have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of 450,000.00Euro.(FOUR HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND EURO)CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your winning informations confidential until your claims has been processed and your money remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants.

All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over 100,000 company and 50,000,000 individual email addresses and names from all over the world.
This lottery was promoted and sponsored by Bill Gates,President of Microsoft, the world's largest software company in order to enhance and promote the use of Internet Explorer Users and microsoft-wares around the globe.

This promotional program takes place every three years.We hope that, with part of your winning, you will take part in our end of year 50 million Euro International lottery.

To file for your claim, please contact our fiducial agent:
DR:SCOTT JAMES
(COFIDIS CONSULTANT & SECURITY)
Email: cristal44sec@netscape.net
TEL:0034-676-880-218

Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than 2 weeks After this date all unclaimed funds will be included in the next stake.Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications please remember to quote your reference number and batch numbers in all correspondence. Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform our agent as soon as possible.

Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for being part of our promotional program.

Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified

Sincerely yours,
MRS,COMFORT JOSE
Lottery Coordinator.

um gajo encontra cada cena na net..

o fernando usou o meu computador e agora fiquei com a password dele!

-nuno

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